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Santa and banta
Snta ne raat ko uthkar machis jalai Or fir so Gya,

Bnta ne pucha kya dekh rahe the Snta-mai dekh raha tha ki tumne BULB Band kiya hai ya nahi.

Category: Jokes | Views: 551 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

6 साल का बच्चा
6 साल का बच्चा रो रहा था! 
पिता: तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? मुझे बताओ मैं तुम्हारा दोस्त हूँ! 
बच्चा: कुछ नहीं यार, जरा सा होर्लिक्स क्या मांग लिया तेरी आइटम भड़क गई! 
Category: Jokes | Views: 623 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

PTU DE HALAT.......
Ek AAdmi PTU k samne khade golgappe vale se:-Ye University kaisi h? 
Golgappe vala:-Zaberdast hai, meine HOTAL MANAGEMENT yahi se kri this........!! deal  
Category: Jokes | Views: 692 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

A little boy.....
A little boy wantedRs.50 very badly

and prayed for weeks, ... Read more »

Category: Jokes | Views: 550 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Banta santi........
बंता: मैं अपना अपमान करवाने यहाँ नहीं आया हूँ! 
संता: फिर आप अपना अपमान करवाने कहाँ जाते हो!
Category: Jokes | Views: 599 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Jalebi te kudiya
बंता: जलेबी को फिमेल क्यों कहा जाता है?

संता: क्योंकि यह कभी सीधी नहीं हो सकती पर होती बहुत स्वीट हैं! 

Category: Jokes | Views: 639 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Santa....
Santa ne hath ch daru di galassy fadhi hoyi c te betha c udas........ 
Banta aya te usne ... Read more »
Category: Jokes | Views: 550 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Kudi di lift....
1 ladki sadak te kali ja rahi c

Picho 1 Ladke ne keha-Ghar tak lift chahidi kya?

Ladki- Bhag saale 3 din toin lift hi le rhi h tanhi hle tk ghar nhi puji.........:D
Category: Jokes | Views: 560 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Amitabh BAchan

Amitabh public toilet se pura bhig k nikle..... 
Jaya-Ap to susu krne gye the? surprised 
Amitabh-Ji haan par jaise hi meander gya,koi kamina bola... 
"BIG B" wink aur sab meri taraf ghum gya...... biggrin

Category: Jokes | Views: 604 | Added by: Jassi | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Gazal Likhta Hoon Main
ab akele rahta hun mai,,aur ghazal likhta hun
tanhaiyon me tumhare liye, mai ghazal likhta hun ... Read more »
Category: Poetry/Ghazals | Views: 689 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Aajmane ki Baat Karti Hai
vo mujhse muskurane ki baat karti hai ... Read more »
Category: Poetry/Ghazals | Views: 604 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Pyar Kitna Zaroori Hai
pyar kitna jaroori hai insaan ke liye ... Read more »
Category: Poetry/Ghazals | Views: 631 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Kafan
ek umar uski talash me ghar der se lauta ''Pawan'' ... Read more »
Category: 2 Liner Shayari | Views: 599 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Kafan
mere marne ka khyal dekh''Pawan'' kitnon ko hai ... Read more »
Category: 2 Liner Shayari | Views: 566 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Maut ki kasam
Sitam chahe jo karo par yu na jao chhodkar, ... Read more »
Category: 2 Liner Shayari | Views: 564 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Mohabbat
Mohabbat ki hado se hum guzar jaate sanam lekin, ... Read more »
Category: 2 Liner Shayari | Views: 591 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)

Competetion
ek vaar dudh chon da compition hoya ... Read more »
Category: Jokes | Views: 518 | Added by: Pawan | Date: 29-Dec-10 | Comments (0)