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4:02 PM Doctor Aur Santa |
Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Santa: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to lal thi. Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya? Santa : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nahi? Santa: Nahi doctor saheb. Doctor: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor: Teri sale, to khola kyon nai. Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi kar sakta! Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga? Doctor : Abe teri …@#$!^&*!!! |
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